Never heard of Primus

Kinja'd!!! "pdthedeuce" (pdthedeuce)
03/11/2014 at 12:24 • Filed to: None

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so , the other day , I'm discussing music with a younger friend (who shall remain nameless) , and I mentioned Primus . he said " Never heard of 'em ." I couldn't believe my ears . Never heard of Primus !?! Well , my nameless friend , here are but a few representative samples ...


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:28

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Primus sucks!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:29

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Jerry was a race car driver, he drove so god damned fast
He never did win no checkered flags but he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver, he'd say "El solo number one" With a bocephus sticker on his 442, he'd light 'em up just for fun

Primus SUCKS!!!


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:29

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Oh, I'd heard the name but for some reason thought they were bad kiddy metal-pop like Linkin Park or something. I wonder who I was confusing them with.

The stuff you posted is actually quite listenable-to.


Kinja'd!!! deadpedal > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:29

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Try a little Oysterhead for some power trio action.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:31

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I went to high school with a girl who had an old Dodge Tradesman van in matte (primer) yellow with "PRIMUS SUCKS" rattle-canned all over the sides. A true fan.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > davedave1111
03/11/2014 at 12:32

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Fun fact: Primus was and still is the only band to have a label/genre just for them in Winamp (ID3 tag).. While other bands would be put under Rock, Heavy Metal, Grunge and so on.. primus was just Primus :)


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > CalzoneGolem
03/11/2014 at 12:35

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Amen !


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
03/11/2014 at 12:36

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Did you marry her?


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
03/11/2014 at 12:36

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Testify !


Kinja'd!!! Chairman Kaga > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:39

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So rich.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:43

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When I hear Primus, mind goes straight to this


Kinja'd!!! Squid > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:44

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I'm partial to these two songs. . .


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 12:48

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ehhhhh....


Kinja'd!!! Garrett Davis > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 13:01

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This is "the band" between my girlfriend and me. We see them every time they roll through, and we're currently trying to figure out how to make Those Damn Blue-Collar Tweakers the song for our first dance without pissing everyone off ;)


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 13:04

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I first started listening to Primus in 1992 or so - Whenever Pork Soda came out and Seas of Cheese was their Oeuvre Magnifique. Right after my 17th birthday, I saw them with Helmet and some opening band I can't remember. It was the day Jerry Garcia died — August 9, 1995.

It was my first concert ever, and I got in trouble with my parents for not coming home that night, but it was worth it. We ended up at a drum circle memorial for Jerry at Freedom Park, my friend stole a bansai tree from a gas station, and we were asked to leave a Denny's at about 4 AM on a Thursday morning because we were too loud.

Then, in my senior year of high school, my English class was studying classical ballads and story songs from the middle ages. We had to analyze and present a modern song that fit the genre. I used, "John the Fisherman," and a friend of mine used, "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver."


Kinja'd!!! Blind Willy > pdthedeuce
03/11/2014 at 15:15

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Pork Soda and this one!


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Squid
03/11/2014 at 17:14

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mmmmm ... Tommy the Cat !


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Garrett Davis
03/11/2014 at 17:15

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how cool would that be !!!


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Chairman Kaga
03/11/2014 at 17:42

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I could watch Les Claypool play all day long .


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Garrett Davis
03/11/2014 at 18:43

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Piss everyone off, as long as you two are happy right?